Mooch: (pointing at process workflow) Everything has been signed, re-signed, posted on wiki, sticky, softboard, billboard…
Mooch: I’ve spent our entire budget before the kickoff meeting!
Boss: Great work! That was the best $3 Million I lost!
Boss: Zee, you should learn a thing or two from this!
Zee: What?! I *made* $100 Million on my last project
Boss: …knowing how it came, I will feel sick every time I spend it